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Sportswear Cup
01:52
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drinking beer and beating your wife
farting pizza every saturday night
growing fatter everytime i look at you
i just can't stand you
you talk about sport
but you're seated on a couch
don't you know your idols are all
faggots, drug addicts and mafia freaks
too much laziness for only one man
scream ! drink ! scream ! fart !
could you tell me only one reason
for you to be alive ?
except for tighten bolts at the factory ?
or watching football on the tv ?
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Burning Pussies
01:47
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shut your big mouth !!!!
shut your hormones
so why do you feel the need to scream about equality ?
do you really think we want to handle your voice ?
nobody forced you to grab that apple
looks like you're not good at taking responsabilities
one more time
half of your feminist shit is bad fucked people
half is pure human degeneration
but since i'm kind, tonight i'm gonna treat you well
no anal sex if you do the dishes
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oh babe you can't imagine how much i like you
your eyes make me grow bigger and harder
you probably noticed that there's something weird going on
something more powerful than usual
when i'm in love, i spatter the double
it's all about my love for you
lick my balls and we're up for triple ration
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4. |
You Think You're Smart
01:00
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you think you're smart ?
but you are doing just the same
reading about society and philosophy
smoking pot and listenning to pink floyd
fuck your little glasses
fuck your leather wallet
go get a life you parasite
get a work and shut your brainy stuff
you think you're smart ?
you're as smart as my cock in your mother
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Straight Egg
01:22
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what a cult of retardeds
shaved heads and small dicks
crossed hands and narrow minds
your place is in a poultry-yard
where i could feed you once a day
with cereals and rain water
i'll put your 25 ta life albums
so you could cackle in rythm
at least, alcohol makes me forget you exist
and my cigarettes make your clothes stink
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Dancing Fat Ass
00:48
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one of my worst nightmares
seeing you dancing
reminds me of an epilleptic whale
you fucking fat ass
quit your monster butt shaking
there's a big mac calling you
if you could fit in a plane seat
i'll send you right to ethiopia
so they could take all you fat
and use their oil lamps again
so they could eat your little arms
and die from cholesterol for once
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heavy food just fits my guts
all my poop would sink a boat
if i had two hundred miles to walk
through rain forest and spic country
if i had to stand still for hours
in an UMP convention
i would probably make it
as long as i get my whooper then
the eighth wonder of the world
my triple whooper
my ticket for heart attack
my triple whooper
it cheers me up, and fills my belly
pure occidental happiness
the quest for triple whoopers
the quest for triple whoopers
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Greenwash Your Ass
00:48
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yeah, that's it
the idea of the year
use my crap to make flowers grow
do i really look like i have a garden ?
don't tell me what to do
about my life about my waste
i'll never feel guilty
greenwash your ass first !
take it or leave it
go back to your forest
and i'll be laughing
when you'll receive our waste
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9. |
Jesus Is Back And Black
01:10
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back and black, he hit the sack
he's been too long and i'm glad he is back
jesus is back and black
he's gonna kick your ass
for every single sin
for every single thought
jesus was black, this is for sure:
he liked to call everyone "brother"
he liked to sing songs about god
and he didn't have a fair trial
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Greek Geeks
00:42
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Youporn and warcraft are your life
your dirty country looks like you did nothing good
for the last two thousand years but that's ok with me
i like kebabs, and i'll fuck all these girls you'll never touch
see you on youporn !
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Jetset Cunts
01:21
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you are proud because,your fucker plays guitar
you are proud because, there's whores staring at him
but all you know is sucking cocks
the golden blowjob for a backstage pass
for a jet-set gang-bang
all i see is a forest of cunts
around a forest of idiots IDIOTS !
playing music to fuck, listening music to get fucked
put your parisian vegan shoes, up your ass UP YOUR ASS
maybe more sensations than
the dick you are used to
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Smurf-O-Jelly
01:22
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back then, on the road,
in the cold in the night
you fucking laughed at me.
i wondered what were you paid for.
so come to me !
try your hand at my bumper
blue pig marmelade ! you fucking moron
Smurf-o-jelly makes the world a better place
what did you do when i needed you ?
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Made In Nepal
01:32
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you think you're commited and involved
because of your ethnoshop clothes
alter-mondialists fucks in fair-trade shits
feeling proud about wearing
stinky dreadlocks and yak hair coats
middle-class cardboard dream
doesn't prevent me from sleeping
middle-class cardboard dream
doesn't prevent me from sleeping
you're not only deeply fuck-faced,
you starve little children in Nepal
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i really like to feel
so much life around my dick
somehow i get excited
about the idea of fucking
two people at the same time
two people at the same time
especially a young one
especially an older one
that funny little kicks
in that funny deformed body
the point is:
a facial cumshot inside a vagina
really gets me high
pregnant mother fucker
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21 Ta Life
01:21
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How funny you are
with all that dribble on the chin
your smiling little eyes
are definitely stinking sex
tonight, it's trisomic fever
21 ta life !
tomorrow, trisomic hangover
21 ta life !
mongoloid people
dancing and playing with their poop
makes me going hot
i like to mix sex and fun
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Swallow My Moustache
01:26
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in the kingdom of leather
no place for feelings
it's all about strong and hard men
grabbing each others for pleasure
cockrings and leather caps
hard dicks, liters of lub
too much to swallow tonight
too much for only one ass
hardcore hardcore hardcore !!
fucking bears with HIV
swallow swallow swallow !!
my long and stiff moustache
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Black Jesus Le Havre, France
Black Jesus was a hardcore band from Le Havre, France. We had fun talking shit about everything and everybody. Black Jesus won't resurect.
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