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Cook Them All
02:21
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Cook Them All !
It's food chain babe !
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Teenage Punks
01:43
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Fuck you fucking monkey
Get your plastic leather jacket and your slim pants back to your parent’s closet
You’re just a sad clown
You deserve to die
Will you take me seriously when I’ll come to break your knees ?
How will you explain this to your mom ?
Teenage punks fuck off !
Fuck you fucking endive
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Don’t squeeze it
Don’t shake it
Don’t jerk it
It gives me headaches
Don’t squeeze it
Don’t shake it
Don’t jerk it
It gives me headaches
Metal headbanger doesn’t breath any longer
Metal headbanger doesn’t breath any longer
Metal head banging on my dick
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White Rasta
00:57
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White rasta !
He doesn’t care about not being like them
Because he loves the music
He doesn’t care about not having frizzy hair
Because he has a Jamaican hat to hide it
White rasta !
He is a bit sad when his black friends hit him
But he knows they have very good hearts inside
He’s in love with a aids infected
Jamaican hookers are the best
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Golden Boys
00:46
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Get lost you son a bitch
You lost money you didn’t have
And we’re supposed to help you
Did you help us when you were ok ?
You deserve to be whipped for hours
You deserve to be whipped for hours
And then head shot !
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True Romance And Bacon
01:17
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You know my love is true
I swear my heart is all yours
But my dick, it remains free
And it likes younger girls
There’s nothing I can do
You have to understand
My dick, it loves the young bacon
You have to understand
My dick !
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Prince Of Darkness
01:41
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Prince of darkness
Prince of darkness
He’ll come for you the prince of darkness
He’ll come for you
The dark prince of homosexual love
With black lips and all blue skin !
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8. |
Whore War
01:46
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Puddle of mudd in the sundown
Hundreds of whores fighting for the crown
Who has the better make up
Who has the better clothes
The whore of the year
Fight ! fight fo the crown
Tonight’s it’s gonna be a hard night for you
My whore princess
This is the school of life and I’m the teacher
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Punk Is Dead Emo Is Next
01:00
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Im gonna cut your crappy hair
It would have fall by itself anyway
I’m gonna put my fist into your ass
So you have a reason to cry
Hey emo !
Go kill yourself go kill yourself !
Crap music
for crap people !
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Disabled People
01:02
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What ? no place to park ?
Because they live in a wheelchair
And I should say nothing
Because they can’t deal with stairs
There’s a disabled invasion
There’s parking lot restrictions
Disabled invasion
Parking lot restrictions
Disabled invasion
Parking lot restrictions
Once upon a time
They’d have died within a year
But now these freaks ask for jobs
Don’t they want a disabled blowjob too ?
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11. |
Kick Them All
02:21
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Kick them all !!
kick their asses babe !
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Black Jesus Le Havre, France
Black Jesus was a hardcore band from Le Havre, France. We had fun talking shit about everything and everybody. Black Jesus won't resurect.
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